Dear Neighbor With Dog,
I know you love your furry friend to pieces. I'm sure you spend all of your spare time together canoodling on the couch and sharing sloppy wet kisses and the bottom of the ice cream carton. Since you are so in love with your pad footed pal, I'm sure you don't notice the {ahem} dirty things that your friend does like oh, I don't know...poop on my lawn. Maybe you do notice, and that would be even worse. Because you know. And if you know and you're not picking it up, that's just plain gross my friend.
You see, I have pets of my own. Of the human variety. And they have the bad habit of not looking where they walk {or crawl} so it's really just a matter of time before, you guessed it; they step in it and track it back in the house. I'm just glad that my husband caught you before you walked away the other day. I'm sure it was all innocent and that you didn't see your dog pause and leave a deposit {even though you stopped a moment to watch it go observe the green grass and the beautiful blue skies}. Sorry if that embarrassed you and made you lie about forgetting to bring a bag to clean it up. Hopefully you'll remember a bag next time!
Sincerely yours,
All of us
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So gross! When we take Roxy for walks, we yank her leash of she tries to stop in other people's yards, even if no one is looking.
The other day, I went outside, and some dog had pooped on our lawn right by the front door. So it wasn't like the owner didn't notice their dog was all the way up by the front door. It made me so mad.
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